I read with interest in the local papers that the Laguna Beach City Council adopted a new fire ordinance — despite the fact that none of the devices now planned for extinction have ever been known to cause a fire in Laguna Beach.
Talk about a "nanny state!" Are we next going to outlaw sidewalks because they could crack and someone could trip? Or how about ice cream: a known health hazard in that eating it too fast can cause one hell of a headache — and eating too much of it can make you obese. Firepits, tiki torches, wood burning pots and outdoor barbecues no more cause fires than spoons caused Rosie O'Donnell to be fat!
And the topper is that this idea was floated by David Horne from Emerald Bay, who does not have to live by the same rules he promulgates for the citizens of Laguna Beach. Why is that? Because Emerald Bay is not part of the city of Laguna Beach (but that is another story). Horne, chairman of an organization (The Greater Laguna Coast Fire Safety Council) with one member (David Horne) demands this of our city, but does not ask it of his own private enclave.