Businessman Mark Christie would share his Christmas dinner with Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain. Ditto insurance broker John Campbell.
Thomas Jefferson was the choice of Mayor Toni Iseman, outgoing Mayor Elizabeth Pearson — those do see eye-to-eye on a lot of things and even when they don't good things happen when they collaborate — and Stephany Skenderian.
Golfer Freddy Couples wouldn't be a bad choice for a dinner companion, according to Councilman Kelly Boyd, but on second thought he would rather double his pleasure by inviting Nancy and Ronald Reagan.
"Now why didn't I think of that," said Martha Lydick, staunch Republican and president of the Laguna Taxpayers' Assn.
However, she had already dumped Sean Connery for Dean Martin. Anyone for castoffs?
The big surprise was that Lydick didn't pick one of those Argentine polo players, whose talents she so admires.
Artist Scott Moore would invite Joaquin Surolla for dinner.
"He is the Spanish John Singer Sargent, who is my favorite American artist," Moore said.
Former Councilwoman Cheryl Kinsman also reconsidered her first choice: race driver A. J. Foyt. Her second choice: Jesus.
"That is so obvious," Kinsman said. "I want to ask him if he really did all those things."
Pacific Symphony Maestro Carl St. Claire would dine with Leonard Bernstein. Anyone who wants to spend an evening with Bernstein should consider buying tickets to Hershey Felder's one-man show coming in January to the Laguna Playhouse.
Felder's has previously appeared at the Playhouse as George Gershwin and Chopin. He has also appeared as Beethoven.
Kris Thalman would share her Christmas repast with Elvis Presley.