Forget the skateboarders — look out for the cars ripping up and down our street.
We live on a steep part of Temple Hills and cars hit 40, 50, 60 mph past our house on a regular basis. Many folks do drive reasonably, and we thank you, but we've had three accidents within 100 feet of our driveway in the last five years.
You know our house — our trash can says, "Please Slow Down."
I wanted it to say, "Please Slow Down, Relax and Enjoy Life, You Over-Caffeinated-Texting-While-You-Drive-Lagunatic in Your High Performance Car," but there wasn't enough room on the can, and Coast Hardware didn't have all the block letters anyway.