Hansen: Are we driving kids to drink?

May 01, 2012|By David Hansen

Laguna Beach parents recently got an email from the PTA asking to "show your support" for the social host ordinance that went before the City Council this week.

The ordinance basically tells parents that it's wrong to serve kids alcohol — as if.

Following the state PTA resolution passed in 2009, the local action is somewhat ceremonial except for one thing: It reminds parents that alcohol causes everything from sexual assault to death.

That's what the flier says. Actually, it lists quite a bit more deviant behavior.

"Surveys conducted by the school district and Mission Hospital have shown that alcohol use by young people is a serious problem in our city, contributing significantly to the incidence of adolescent crime, addiction, sexual assault, truancy, driving under the influence of alcohol, and motor vehicle crashes involving alcohol that cause injury and/or death," it says.


When did we become so crotchety? We're like the Grumpy Old Man on"Saturday Night Live."

"In my day … we didn't have blueberry cosmos; we had moonshine, and it made your teeth rot and you died."

Seriously, we need another resolution?

A similar thing happened in Pop Warner football last fall. The league decided that it needed to "show its support" for breast cancer awareness, so it forced all the 12-year-old boys to wear pink socks. It wasn't an option.

Make no mistake: It's not the drinking issue, it's the tacit coercion.

Do I really need the school PTA telling me my table manners?

I recoil at the thought of it — and it doesn't matter what the issue is. It could be a perfectly good issue, but when it's pushed on you like a pink sock, I resist, just out of instinct.

Which is exactly what young teens, say 16, 17 or 18, do when they're told they can't do something.

Look, I know drinking and driving is very bad news but maybe there are better ways to tackle it than a punitive, check-box mentality.

Besides, I'm not convinced that Americans, with our famously puritanical heritage, have a monopoly on the truth here. Just as many surveys endorse the European model, which does not demonize alcohol.

According to the libertarian Reason magazine, which likes to debunk these types of issues, we have it all wrong.

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